Quotes from Anuj Somany

A woman may look an innocent to an ignorant, but only an intelligent man knows as how much poison she might have that of a venomous serpent.

A woman should give a valid, backup REASON not mere one-sided, demanding CONDITION to a man who she wants treating her like a queen.

A woman tends to hide many shades of her personality from a man until she becomes his bride as then she takes him always for a ride in her stride.

A woman wants to rule like a queen by involving herself in all activities of the house; and a man who fools oneself says often that she is multitasking to manage everything well.

A woman who aspires to be a leading movie or tv actress should learn first to giggle and chuckle a lot on every public talk and often for no reason.

A woman who goes against a man for the protection of her selfishness can supersede to the wickedness of seven devils or ten demons.

A woman who is betrothed to a man gets happy with him for neither his six-pack Abs nor six inch drag but six- digit income that he could give her every month post six months of their marriage.

A woman who laughs a lot lies a lot without a worry of getting caught and remains confined in own thought of looking super-hot even when actually not to the man.

A woman who marries an already wedded or divorced man loves only his money or property, not him anyway.

A woman who remains connected with her mother via a communication link to convey on a daily or a weekly basis the things about her in-laws members as what they eat, drink and think; normally likes the man of the house to act like a weak mouse before her & so naturally always keeps her married life on the brink of the failure.

A woman who wants to be treated like a Queen can neither like nor ask a man to go down on his knees to propose his love for her; because upon bowing down before her by him, he will then never be respected as King by the intelligent people as the prestige of an emperor is measured always by his capacity & capability to stand on his two feet.

A woman, generally speaking, likes to hear the dirty jokes and loves to listen to plenty of talks against other women.

A woman, generally speaking, lives only for herself and likes a man only in proportion to his love solely for her.

A worthy worker gets the work, but not often what he is worth for in terms of position, designation and remuneration in a private organization.

Academic literacy & meritocracy are tertiary; competency & work efficacy are secondary; primary traits required usually are sycophancy & skulduggery/hypocrisy for an employee to rise through the ranks in the private sector corporate hierarchy.

Actions do speak louder than voice,but there is nothing strongest of all than productive results alone.

Adore a girl by how much she really takes care of others and not by how beautiful is her face or hair.

Aged women go to temple very less for worship and more for gossip about their respective daughter-in-laws.

All are alone only but most people are either pretending or not understanding this worldwide known universal fact.

All are one until they all have to achieve jointly the goal ONE in an organisation.

All good thoughts have already been said to make the world a better place to live, so is it not the best to try some new words now to see if that makes any difference to awake the common sense of everyone.

All great thoughts have only intrinsic values without the tag of price, so a person having any volume of it can only enrich oneself or/and others than to be rich by preaching it to the people.

All marital problems are most likely to be resolved if only two people are involved i.e Husband and Wife, without allowing any damn third person to meddle or mediate in their internal family issues.

All political parties are alike. Only a fool can differentiate between them, but a sensible person can't.