Quotes from Author Unknown

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling.

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.

Meditation is to know oneself as one is. It is see our real face with out any mask.

Don't just do something — sit there!

Meditation does not answer the questions of the mind, but it dissolves the very mind which creates many questions and confusion in our life.

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.

I'm a babe magnet — but the wrong end.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Five snoozes into your Monday alarm clock and you wonder if the $36 in your account will last the rest of your life if you quit.

Look at the bright side — at least Mondays only happen once a week.

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed.

I hate January, it's the Monday of months.

There are no pockets in a shroud.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.

If all the economists in this country were laid end to end, they would never reach a conclusion.

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out.

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I'm delicious but dang!

Sweater, n.: garment worn by a child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Mommies are just big little girls.