Quotes from Author Unknown

If you don't recognize an ingredient, your body won't either.

Your body is a temple, not a drive-thru.

The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Treat people as you would like to be treated. Karma's only a [b!#@%] if you are.

Stay kind. It makes you beautiful.

Don't let those who take advantage of your generosity stop you from being generous.

In a world full of people who couldn't care less, be someone who couldn't care more.

A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.

In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine.

A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

This lucky little lady bug has landed here to stay, to make my garden pretty and keep the weeds away.

With a butterfly kiss and a ladybug hug, Sleep tight little one, like a bug in a rug.

The ladybug's a beetle. It's shaped like a pea. Its color is a bright red With lots of spots to see. Although the name is ladybug Some ladybugs are men. So why don't we say "gentleman bug" Every now and then?

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.

A good laugh recharges your battery.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.

People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it.

A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.