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I like hugs and I like kisses, But what I really love is help with the dishes!

The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we're eating very well.

Please don't feed the dust bunnies.

My neighbor asked me if he could borrow my lawnmower. I told him he could — as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.

Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time.

A clean house is the sign of a boring person.

Dull people have immaculate homes.

Dust is just a country accent.

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

A hug delights and warms and charms, That must be why God gave us arms...

A hug is worth a thousand words.

Every time I think of you, it is like getting a hug from the inside out.

Hugs grease the wheels of the world.

A hug is the shortest distance between friends.

Hug Department: Always Open

A hug is two hearts wrapped in arms.

You can't wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug.

Hugging has no unpleasant side effects and is all natural. There are no batteries to replace, it's inflation-proof and non-fattening with no monthly payments. It's non-taxable, non-polluting, and is, of course, fully returnable.

A hug is like a bandage to a hurting wound.

Happiness is an unexpected hug.

Never wait 'til tomorrow to hug someone you can hug today, Because when you give one, you get one right back your way.

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars that light up my life when things get dark.