Quotes from Author Unknown

Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.

The next evolutionary step for humankind is to move from human to kind.

Swallow your pride occasionally, it's non-fattening!

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.

There's nothing wrong with me that a little ice cream won't fix.

No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you.

The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to.

I'm not a nerd — I'm an intellectual bad-ass.

Life is a school where you learn how to remember what your soul already knows.

January is the Monday of months.

The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens.

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

This meeting could have been an e-mail.

Coffice: a café that a customer uses as a place in which to conduct business.

I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

The glowing ruby should adorn Those who in Warm July are born...

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

You can't expect to look like a million bucks if you eat from the dollar menu.

Good food ain't cheap, and cheap food ain't good.