Quotes from Author Unknown

It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Bad grammar makes me [sic].

A double negative is a no-no.

I always put the apostrophe in "ain't" to make certain I'm using proper improper English.

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

When money talks, no one checks the grammar.

Man 1: Where are you from? Man 2: From a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions. Man 1: Okay, where are you from, jackass?

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

Grandmothers are just antique little girls. Grandfathers are just antique little boys.

It's such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that's why the world calls her grandmother.

I have a warm feeling after playing with my grandchildren. It's the liniment working.

Grandmother — a wonderful mother with lots of practice.

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.

Grandma serves kisses, counsel, and cookies daily.

A garden of love grows in a grandmother's heart.

A grandma's heart is a patchwork of love.

Gratitude is the music of the heart, when its chords are swept by the breeze of kindness.

The security, stability, and firmness of the earth inspire those parts of my life that call for grounding. I give thanks to the earth for being the source of food, beauty, and my bones. I feel oneness with the rocks, the mountains, and Mother Earth...

The ornaments of your house will be the guests who frequent it.

They're not gray hairs — they're wisdom highlights.

Gray hair is a blessing — ask any bald man.

Some pursue happiness, others create it.

Jumping for joy is good exercise.