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If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter's spouse.

What you call a hero, I call just doing my job.

Firefighting — one of the few professions left that still makes house calls.

Volunteer firefighters do it for free!

You might be a firefighter if your kids are afraid to get into water fights with you.

You might be a firefighter if you've ever smoked and there wasn't a cigarette in sight.

You might be a firefighter if "climbing the corporate ladder" has nothing to do with career advancement.

Backdraft has the right-of-way.

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the fire.

You might be a firefighter if you had to extricate someone by cutting the car doors off on one side and realized there was nothing wrong with the doors on the other side.

The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans.

Never fight fire from ego.

Have cognition before ignition.

I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. 'Cuz how can you be grumpy When the sun shines out your bum?

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.

Here's to the fish he caught, Here's to the one that got away, And here's to the one he bought.

"Carpe diem" does not mean "fish of the day."

ANGLER: A man who spends rainy days sitting round on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.

Gone fishin' — Be back at dark-thirty!

Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Fart when someone hugs you — it makes them feel strong.

Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.