Quotes from Author Unknown

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Laziness is not a handicap — park somewhere else!

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

You know you're a grown-up when your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

Humans live on one-quarter of what they eat; on the other three-quarters lives their doctor.

If hunger is not the problem, food is not the answer.

15% gym, 85% diet. Abs are made in the kitchen, not the workout room.

I prefer books that don't need batteries.

The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.

Those at the top of the mountain didn't fall there.

People know you for what you've done, not for what you plan to do.

The view is better when it is earned.

Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything — except his own mistakes.

The person who really wants to do something finds a way; the other person finds an excuse.

I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.

Commit to be fit.

The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.

Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Spread your wings and let the fairy in you fly!

A rustle in the wind reminds us a fairy is near.