Quotes from Author Unknown

Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.

I think I just ate my willpower.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

Instead of focusing on which unhealthy foods to eat less of, concentrate on which healthy foods to eat more of.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Eat less sugar — you're sweet enough already.

Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape — isn't it?

Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.

Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.

Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can't make coffee.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.