Quotes from Author Unknown

Make lunch, not war.

The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.

To multiply your joy, count your blessings.

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty.

Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers.

A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer.

A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend.

When told the reason for Daylight Saving Time the old Indian said, "Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."

A guide to turning your clocks back in November: * Smartphone: Leave it alone to do its magic * Sundial: Move one house to the left * Oven: You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering, or a hammer * Car radio: Not worth it, wait six months

Daylight saving time is the practice of adjusting clocks by one hour to make it easier for people in 1918 to tend their crops.

Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.

Indecision becomes decision with time.

The inability to make a decision has often been passed off as patience.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

It's not what you eat but who you are when you eat it.

Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Food is fuel, not therapy.

I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me!

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.