Quotes from Author Unknown

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

Coffee, n. break fluid.

C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (S)leep?

If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee!

Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee.

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.

Coffee is not my cup of tea.

Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich.

I like my coffee like my women — hot, strong, steamy.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person.

I just realized I'm not a morning person — I'm a coffee person.

Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.

I must get up. My coffee needs me.

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world!

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing — you have a college degree.

I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?

Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone's garden.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.