Quotes from Author Unknown

Breath is Spirit. The act of breathing is Living.

Right breathing is the art of all arts.

Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in man.

A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded.

The results of quality work last longer than the shock of high prices.

Love is like a butterfly: It goes where it pleases and it pleases wherever it goes.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.

How do I like my eggs? In a cake!

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower, and flush toilet.

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me.

It's really the cat's house — we just pay the mortgage.

Censorship offends me.

If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.

And suddenly you know... It's time to start something new and trust the magic of new beginnings.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Bunnies are cuddly The large and the small But I like chocolate ones The best of them all.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

I don't drown my sorrows — I suffocate them with chocolate.