Quotes from Author Unknown

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.

It takes me five minutes to walk to the pub but twenty minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

If we were all like angels, the world would be a heavenly place.

While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls.

Angels can fly directly into the heart of the matter.

Angels are never too distant to hear you.

Anyone can be an angel.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can get by with what is left.

Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

An apology is a good way to have the last word.

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.

You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park three blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada.

Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.

I've got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I'm blue.

Look for something positive in every day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

Wag more. Bark less.

Scratch less, purr more.

Don't major in minor things.

Dear Life: When you give me dilemmas, I make dilemmanade.

If you are not enjoying the journey, you probably won't enjoy the destination.

It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy.

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.