Quotes from Author Unknown

Birdies of a feather play badminton together.

Confucius say: "Baseball wrong — man with four balls cannot walk."

You can measure time in days, weeks, months, or beards.

Beards: they grow on you.

Draft beer, not people.

Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.

All bicycles weigh fifty pounds. A thirty-pound bicycle needs a twenty-pound lock. A forty-pound bicycle needs a ten-pound lock. A fifty-pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

The man who doesn't read has no advantage over the man who can't read.

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Ha, not really. I'm on the road to the bookstore.

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Bread is the warmest, kindest of words. Write it always with a capital letter, like your own name.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Breast milk is better than any udder milk!

Breastfeeding is nature's health plan.

Mother knows breast.

Breastfeeding is bestfeeding.

When you own your breath, nobody can steal your peace.

A healthy mind has an easy breath.

Focusing on the act of breathing clears the mind of all daily distractions and clears our energy enabling us to better connect with the spirit within.