Quotes from KEN ALSTAD

Second-hand gold is as good as new.

Eagles don't catch flies.

A politician don't steal elections, he pays for 'em.

A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

Some cowboys got too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.

Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.

A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.

Some men never reach a marriageable age.

Old age makes you a stranger in your own country.

It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus.

When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

Experience is another word for mistakes.

Men honor men who honor their fellow men.

A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

A man who looks for easy work goes to bed tired.

A toothless dog chews careful.

Arizona is no place for amateurs.

Hate is like water in a dry gulch. The longer it runs, the deeper it digs.

Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.