Quotes from KEN ALSTAD

Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

A go-getter is a cowboy who forgot to hobble his horse.

A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

A cowchip is paradise for a fly.

Do not desire what you can't acquire.

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.

Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

Life ain't in holdin' a good hand but in playin' a poor one well.

When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

Food for thought gives some folks indigestion.

Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.

Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.

You're bound to succeed if you have ignorance and confidence.

If you want to stay single, look for a perfect woman.

Drownin' your sorrows only irrigates 'em.

A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.

Nerves is just a case of which end of a six-gun you happen to be lookin' at.

It's safer to have a good enemy than a bad friend.

The bad wheel creaks the most.

A man who can't take a word of criticism hears it the most.

Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.