Quotes from KEN ALSTAD

The three most fatal diseases in the West are: small pox, cholera, and the ignorance to argue with a long-haired, whisky-drinkin' liar.

Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.

The man who can't make a choice makes a choice.

Do not feed nuts to a man with no teeth.

Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.

A guilty man runs when no one's chasin' him.

A snake-bit man is afraid of a rope.

Some men are so well-tempered they can lose it every day and never run out.

Some folks can't see no higher than the steam from their own pot of stew.

Some folks have their good points but they keep jabbin' you with 'em like they was spurs.

Admire a big horse. Saddle a small one.

The business end of a six-gun don't pay no interest.

On a gentle horse, every man is a rider.

Fear the man who's feared of you.

You never know your luck till the wheel stops.

Suspicion aint' proof.

If you fall in a cactus patch, you kin expect to pick stickers.