Quotes from Caroline Kepnes

Everythingship (n): a meeting of the minds, bodies, and souls.

We're like, do whatever. Chill out. Be gay. Be straight. I mean, what is the big deal? We're all gonna die anyway, you know? Who wants to spend their precious life hating?

Whoever said running in the morning gives you energy never had a day job that involves customer service.

It's gonna be hard to break you, this hungry public part of you that wants to be noticed and observed. You need an escort, Beck, especially if you want to dress like a fucking whore.

She wasted my heart, my time.

You ooze joy and she is an open wound, shrill and wan, unfucked and unloved.

I cry and watch Pitch Perfect and sing along with the Barden Bellas. I don't want to be a person who knows the name of a fictional a cappella group in a chick flick but that's what love has done to me.

Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.

There's nothing more annoying than good advice from someone who makes a lot of bad decisions.

It's all so un-Victorian.

Constellations exist because someone saw them, pointed, and someone else said, Yes, I see it too.

Los Angeles is full of places to hide a body, but when the person inside the body doesn't love you, it's not an easy thing, turning that breathing person into a dead one.

This man could say anything in the world to me and he'd still be the one shame-buying Dan Brown.

I grew up with no religion and she had all religion. She celebrates everything and I celebrate nothing.

There's no good place to break someone's heart.

My serotonin surges and Jeff Bezos is a rich man because he knows how much we all just love to get a present, even if it's a present we bought for ourselves.

Just eat it and shit it and be done with it and don't feel special cuz you eat that shit with someone because in the end we all shit alone!

like her entire life is dedicated to proving that she has a life.

What makes us become us? What fucks us up and why?

Being alive is nothing without being able to live.

I don't like this culture of reading a book and spitting out an immediate reaction.

your friends "liked" your status in a way that leaves no doubt that you were the one dumped.

There is no such thing as a one-night stand. Sometimes, what you do for one night destroys your future.

He laughs and hugs me and says that I shouldn't believe anyone who tells me it's gonna get better. "Ride the wave," he says. "Don't wait for it. Don't fear it. Just ride it.