Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

Well, I guess if Jesus could die for my sins, I suppose I can soak up a few for other people. We all get our chance to play scapegoat. Take the blame. The martyrdom of Saint Me. The sins of every man in history landing square on my back.

The things you own, end up owning you. Tyler Durden

Dneska je nejdelÅ¡í den roku – ale co z toho, to je pÃ…â"¢ece každý.

My ass is stuck. Emergency paramedics will tell you that every year about 150 people get stuck this way, sucked by a circulation pump. Get your long hair caught, or your ass, and you're going to drown. Every year, tons of people do. Most of them in Florida. People just don't talk about it. Not even French people talk about EVERYTHING.

Eventually, when I stepped back inside the parlor door, only my nana's body was left on the sofa. The best of her--her laugh, her stories, even her coughing--was gone.

Tanr?n?n yaratt??? baÅŸka bir canl?y? sevmem ve sevmeyi ogrenmem için ailem bana y?llar önce ilk bal???m? alm??t?. Sahip olduÄŸum 640 baliktan sonra oÄŸrendiÄŸim tek ÅŸey insanin sevdiÄŸi herÅŸeyin bir gün öleceÄŸi oluyor. Özel kiÅŸiyle kar??laÅŸt???n ilk anda onun bir gün olup topra??n alt?na gireceÄŸinden emin olabilirsin.

The doorman blew his nose and something went into his handkerchief with the good slap of a pitch into a catcher's mitt.

heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don't be doing any trash to the stuff we order. In that case, sir

Right now, up those stairs, the lady behind the door, she's neutral territory. A shrine where you pilgrimage a thousand miles on your knees to pay tribute. Same as Jerusalem or some church. Special to white supremacists and Bloods, Crips, Ninjas, a lady who transcends turf wars for power. Who transcends race and nationality and family. Every man might hate every other man, outside of here we might all kill each other, but we all love her.

Don't think of this as extinction. Think of this as downsizing. For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

Ancak peynir sat?n al?p televizyon seyretmeye yetecek kadar para kazand?ran boktan bir iÅŸte çal??t???n? görmektense, seni öldürürüm daha iyi.

Just because it's anal intercourse doesn't mean it's not love.

As I readied these luxuriant ablutions, my dearest Katherine said, 'Webster, my darling, the pints of love essence you erupt at the peak of oral passion taste more intoxicating than even the richest European chocolate.' My beloved belched demurely into her fist, swallowed and said, 'All women should taste your delicious emissions.

We all have the same Rislampa/Har paper lamps made from wire and environmentally friendly unbleached paper. Mine are confetti.

Deseaba respirar humo.

Por entonces yo llevaba un tiempo con un ojo morado, souvenir de una pelea a puñetazos durante las vacaciones de verano. Ninguno de mis compañeros de trabajo me había preguntado nunca por ello, asi que supuse que uno podía hacer cualquier cosa en su vida privada con tal de que te dejara tantos moretones que nadie quisiera conocer los detalles.

I tell Marla about the woman in Dear Abby who married a handsome successful mortician and on their wedding night, he made her soak in a tub of ice water until her skin was freezing to the touch, and then he made her lie in bed completely still while he had intercourse with her cold inert body. The funny thing is this woman had done this as a newlywed, and gone on to do it for the next ten years of marriage and now she was writing to Dear Abby to ask if Abby thought it meant something.

With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. We're

Bir diÄŸer mesele de birini ne kadar sevdiÄŸinizi düÅŸünürseniz düÅŸünün, akan kan? size çok yaklaÅŸt???nda geri çekileceÄŸinizdir.

Per quanto lusso si possa avere, ci sarà sempre qualcosa che manca. Per quanto attentamente tu possa scegliere, non sarai mai totalmente soddisfatto.

This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. If I didn't say anything, people in a group assumed the worst. They cried harder. I cried harder. Look up into the stars and you're gone.

I'm saying HELLO to everybody at work. HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.

Every evening, I died, and every evening, I was born. Resurrected.

Paraffin never works. I have to do this. The police helicopters. And I pull the trigger. 30 IN MY FATHER'S house are many mansions. Of course, when I pulled the trigger, I died. Liar.