Quotes from Chuck Palahniuk

Reklamlar insanlar? gerek duymad?klar? arabalar?n ve k?yafetlerin peÅŸinde koÅŸturuyor. Kaç kuÅŸakt?r insanlar nefret ettikleri iÅŸlerde çal???yorlar, neden? Gerçekte ihtiyaç duymad?klar? ÅŸeyleri sat?n alabilmek için.

No somos especiales. Tampoco somos escoria o basura. Simplemente, somos. Somos y ya está, y lo que pasa, simplemente pasa.

The thing about being cloned from all those shampoo commercials, well, that goes for me and Brandy Alexander, too. Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in the world. We're all such products.

bizler, tarihin ortanca çocuklar?y?z. bir amac?m?z ya da yerimiz yok, ne büyük sava?? yaÅŸad?k ne de büyük buhran?. bizim sava??m?z ruhani bir savaÅŸ, en büyük buhran?m?z; hayatlar?m?z.

What she's learned is what she always learns. Plate was right. We're all of us immortal. We couldn't die if we wanted to. Every day of her life, every minute of her life, if she could just remember that.

Haute couture and getting hauter. Fire inches down the foyer wallpaper. Me, for added set dressing I started the fire. Special effects can go a long way to heighten a mood, and it's not as if this is a real house. What's burning down is a re-creation of a period revival house patterned after a copy of a copy of a copy of a mock-Tudor big manor house. It's a hundred generations removed from anything original, but the truth is aren't we all?

Hay un tipo de mujeres y de hombres jóvenes y fuertes que quieren dar su vida por una causa. La publicidad hace que compren ropas y coches que no necesitan. Generaciones y generaciones han desempeñado trabajos que odiaban para poder comprar cosas que en realidad no necesitan.

On a night without the moon or stars you can't see a thing, but you can imagine anything.

The charm of travelling is everywhere I go, tiny life.

Because sponges never have a bad day.

Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.

Globe-trotting is just the chance to feel bored more places, faster

My father never went to college so it was really important I go to college. After college, I called him long distance and said, now what? My dad didn't know. When I got a job and turned twenty-five, long distance, I said, now what? My dad didn't know, so he said, get married. I'm a thirty-year-old boy, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need.

If you don't know what you want," the doorman said," you end up with a lot you don't.

If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually watching television and surfing the internet are really excellent practise for being dead.

Either an ancient cursed Egyptian mummy has come back to life and is trying to kill the people next door, or they're watching a movie.

That is why an expiring form of money is crucial. Power passed from generation to generation in the abstract form of wealth leads to privilege and corruption. Money must not be hoarded for its own sake but must be continually employed for a fruitful purpose.

Ciò che vi blocca qui dentro è ciò che blocca l'intera vostra vita. L'aria sarà sempre troppo carica di qualcosa. Il vostro corpo sempre troppo indolenzito o stanco. Vostro padre, sempre troppo ubriaco. Vostra moglie sempre troppo fredda. Avrete sempre una qualche scusa per non vivere la vostra vita.

For this moment, nothing matters. Look up into the stars and you're gone. Not your luggage. Nothing matters. Not your bad breath.

You never feel as alive as when you make somebody else dead.

Tyler stood next to me, both looking at the big O of my mouth with blood all around it and the little slit of my eye staring up at us from the floor, and Tyler says, Cool.

Death is the one big mistake that none of us ever plans to make

Tyler never knew his father.

Imagine there's no God. There is no Heaven or Hell. There is only your son and his son and his son, and the world you leave for them.