Quotes from Zsa Zsa Gabor

Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

The only place men want depth in their women is in their décolletage

Wenn ein Mann zurueckweicht, weicht er zurueck. Eine Frau weicht nur zurueck, um besser Anlauf nehmen zu koennen.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

Una mujer solo retrocede para coger carrerilla

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

I'm a compulsive buyer. Anything beautiful I see I want. That's how we got the Waldorf Astoria. I told Conrad Hilton, 'I want the Waldorf,' and he bought it. The only problem was I divorced him before the escrow was finished.

As a teenager, I preferred the company of boys to girls, focusing always on the most indifferent male and flirting with him until he became my slave.

My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

I admit I have a Hungarian temper. Why not? I am from Hungary. We are descendants of Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun.

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

Every girl should be married at least once in her life. It's a must. Because once you have been married, you are a Mrs., and even if the marriage doesn't work out, they can't take that away from you.

I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.