Quotes from Zsa Zsa Gabor

We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

I was hired because I am Zsa Zsa Gabor, but when I go to work, directors try to force their methods on me. John Huston's intense, precise directions tortured me.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you beautiful.

I've never been jealous. I've never had to be.

I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

Of course I love being in love - but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Personally, I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5 000 Gideon Bibles.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

Macho doesn't prove mucho.