Quotes from Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

Macho does not prove mucho.

Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.

I don't accept gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody's perfect.

I think I'm very old-fashioned.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

"A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."

I wasn't born, I was ordered from room service.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

There is no bigger aphrodisiac than power.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.