Quotes from Dylan Moran

He looks like a horse in a man costume!

I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.

I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.