Quotes from John Bishop

My kids get annoyed if you ask them what their GCSE results are.

In my comedy when there's a victim, it's me.

I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon it as to what the conversation is about.

'Panto!' is basically my life. It's not a comedy drama; it's a documentary. I was going to write an autobiography, but I thought I'd write this instead.

Everybody has layers.

Everyone at Liverpool is committed to the club and working as hard as possible.

I'm very much looking forward to getting back on the road - there really is nothing like performing stand-up in front of a live audience.