Quotes from J. B. Smoove

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker.

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.