Quotes from Tracy Morgan

Whatever I did on 'Saturday Night Live' is going to stay and remain on 'Saturday Night Live.'

There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.

I guess I'm entertaining; I guess I'm interesting. I guess the things that I say sell papers. I guess they sell magazines. I don't know.

I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man.

I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.

No one set that I ever do is the same. I mean, if I go to a comedy club, and I perform three sets, all three sets are different because anything can happen in between sets.

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

When you look at the artists who have come up through 'Billboard' over the years, it's incredible.

Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes.

I know how bad bullying can hurt. I was bullied when I was a kid.

People are just way too sensitive. You couldn't have a show like 'Archie Bunker' on TV. People would go crazy; they would lose their minds.

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.

I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.

You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.