Quotes from Tracy Morgan

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life. Trauma.

I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.

I've got to show life as I see it.

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes.

For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.

Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

If you're the kind of person who likes numbers and statistics, I'm the long shot - the Lotto Powerball winner. I'm the mutation in the DNA that makes evolution a reality. I am the new black.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of The Color Purple. It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.

The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved to tell my story. You know? People write books all the time.

The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.

I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.

I live life and I don't take it for granted.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.

Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life.

It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.

Outside of show business, I live a normal life.

I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.

I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.

I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.