Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to sit over here with my throbbing feet and bleed in silence until we get to our destination. (Syn)

You make one tiny variable and so help me, I'll have you slaughtered where you sit. (Kiefer) He's just such a nice man. (Nykyrian)

Hey, don't apologize. We all have shit to deal with. I have the same reaction sometimes, too. (Syn) I find that hard to believe. (Shahara) It's true. You ever want to see me really wig out? Hand me a candy bar. (Syn)

Then Olympus it is. But do try to behave. I know it's hard for you, but… (Delphine) I won't piss on the floor. (Jericho) It's not the floor I'm worried about. It's their cornflakes. (Delphine)

I'm not ogling him for myself. I'm ogling him for you. It was, after all, your sex life we were discussing. (Selena) Well, my sex life is just hunky-dory, and not the business of the people in this restaurant. (Grace)

If I said I wouldn't toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn't you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

Let's play it safe. I'm not in the mood to run right now and I know fighting is suicide. Last thing I want to do is make my enemies happy by dying. (Syn)

I just love the gifts you bring me for lunch. Other girls get diamonds. Me? I get mayhem and blood – and all before noon. Thanks, Tate. (Simone)

Fuck you, human. (Phoenix) Wow, boys and girls, they're just so inviting, aren't they. Martha Stewart would be proud. (Susan)

I know it's a bit nosy– (Susan) A reporter being nosy? Damn, there's something you never see. (Ravyn)

Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. Damn. It. Break. Already. You. Sorry. Son. Of. A. Biscuit. Eating. Cat.

I'm too young, too smart, and too good-looking to die. Yeah, and then some. The world needed him to improve the gene pool. Not to mention, at fourteen he hadn't even had his first date yet. He'd only just, this night, had his first kiss. He should have recognized that alone as a sign that the apocalypse was coming and that his death was imminent.' – Nick

Little late for that now. I don't think an 'Oops, my bad, my weapon accidentally misfired two dozen rounds' will work to get me out of this. (Devyn)

You should try them, Nick. They're delicious. No one makes cookies that taste like this." – Kara 'Probably because arsenic was a key ingredient.' "Have to watch my girlish figure. 'Cause if I don't, no one will." – Nick

Verbal blows cut to the soul and ate at the heart for eternity.

There is more than one kind of death? (Kat) Yes. Cowards aren't the only ones who die a thousand deaths. Sometimes heroes do, too. (Sin)

If you muster that courage to stand under fire and not go down, you will amass an inner strength that no one can touch. You won't be another faceless, nameless, forgotten human in a long historical line of the defeated. You will be a steeled warrior, and a force to be forever reckoned with. And beneath the pain that lingers, you will have the comfort of knowing that you are strongest of all. That when others caved and broke, you kept fighting even against hopeless odds." - Caleb

I just love to put a hurt on evil things. (Katra)

There are always three sides to every memory….yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two" - Acheron

Sunshine, it's the Celt wanting a little reassurance that I haven't eaten you or anything. (Vane)

No can do. Wren stays here. (Dev) Not what I was told. (Varyk) Well, I just told you. (Dev)

Stay or go. I really don't give a shit. But if you stay, I want you to continue your play upstairs in a bed, like civilized people. (Solin) Well, isn't he Mr. Happy Sunshine? (Geary)

On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him. (Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he's going to have to join Kyrian on the geriatric patrol. (Chris)

Yes,yes I did. I told them to come in and make themselves at home and while they were at it, to immobilize me and stab me straight through the heart 'cause I'm just that effing bored. (Sam)