Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you have a gun, unload it. (Mike) Why? (Nick) Because if you don't, you're going to shoot this asshole which will only piss him off more. (Mike)

Styxx was damned and happiness never came to the damned.

Well, then, if I admit I know who you are and really couldn't care less will that assuage your damaged manhood enough that we can get past this and move on to something that ends with your giving me a sandwich? (Leta)

You better, Artemis. Because if you don't get him under control, the world is going to become the very thing that makes you wake up screaming at night. (Acheron)

Sway's an idiot who didn't order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn't that your job? (Devyn) No. I'm the sub-idiot. Sway's head idiot because the company refuses to deal with mechas. Since I'm not organic, they think I can't pay. (Vik) Thanks, Vik. (Devyn) Ever my pleasure to irritate you, sir. (Vik)

Well, Lord Debonair and Lady Lethal, if we can have a minute of your time, we do have a psycho to hunt. (Allen) (Jess glared over his shoulder at Allen, but before he could comment, Syra shot another bolt from her crossbow. Allen went flying and landed flat on his back in the snow. Syra walked over to him and stared down.) I don't particularly like Squires and I really hate the Blood Rites. So save yourself some pain and don't speak to me again. (Syra)

No! I don't want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I'll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)

Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn) Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I'd fry my brain trying. (Sphinx)

You smoke? (Randy) Only when I'm on fire. (Steele) I don't appreciate your humor, Mr. Steele. (Randy) I'm an acquired taste. (Steele)

You know, I've never understood it. They make a deal with the devil herself and then expect me to bail them out of every minor scrape. Then when I show up to help them, they cop an attitude and tell me to blow. So if I'm selfish for wanting four days a year to be left alone, then I'm just a selfish bastard. Sue me. (Acheron)

Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven't met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people's body parts. (Asmodeus)

Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn) (He shot the Partini in the knee.) That's right. You. (Syn)

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian) No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn)

Jealousy can't sour someone to this extreme, can it? (Aiden) It can and it does. Believe me. I've seen a lot worse than this in my billion or so years of existence – the first murder man committed was one brother against the other for no other reason than that one petty emotion. Jealousy turns to hatred which then turns to poison. It infects and it destroys until it eats someone alive. (Deimos)

Little chickie la la, isn't dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)

For better or worse, every decision we make, good or bad, small or large, puts us on a course to nightmares we don't see coming until they're in our face.

Hey little demon, where's boss man? (Tabitha) He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi)

Four years with no sex? Don't tell me that you've forgotten this is the Age of Electronics? I mean, really, do any of your patients know how long you've gone without sex? (Selena) Keep your voice down. I don't think it's the business of my patients whether or not I'm a born-again virgin. And as for the Age of Electronics, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries. (Grace)

Let's find someplace where there aren't any dead people, insects, or rodents. For that matter, someplace that's big enough to accommodate both of us without crimping any internal organs. (Shahara) Picky, picky, picky. (Syn)

I feel like I've known you forever. Like I've held you in my heart for centuries. (Talon)

C'mon, sweetie, you can say it. (Delphine) (She moved his mouth playfully with her hands.) You don't suck, Delphine. I…you. C'mon, Jericho. I only bite in the bedroom. You can do this. I know you're not really mute. (Delphine)

Come on, where did you learn to fight? Miss Manners' School for Girls? My baby sister could hit harder than you when she was three years old. Damn, if you're going to turn Daimon, the least you could do is take a few fighting lessons so you can make my boring job more interesting. (Wulf)

He is kind of like Yoda... 'There is only do or do not. There is no try.' That actually succeeded in making her laugh through her tears. you're a Star Wars fan? Oh yeah. May the Force be with you.

And they choose our mates. (Ravyn) So what do they do? Jump here on earth, tap you on the shoulder, and say, 'Hey, bub, marry her'? (Susan)