Quotes from Vermin Supreme

My personal view of the anarch-capitalists is that it's an oxymoron.

I think I would make a much better president than Ted Cruz, and with a little luck maybe I'll get more votes, but I'm not counting on it.

I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention.

I was bullied as a child and used humor to rise above it.

It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm.

We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.

If I were to become a serial glitter-bomber, it would seriously impact my ability to get close enough to candidates to ask them a stupid question.

All club owners are vermin. So I was Vermin Supreme with my Fabulous Galaxy Lounge.

People ask, Vermin, are you planning on using ponies as currency? The answer is no.

It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.

My answer to the climate crisis is, has, and always will be weather domes!

I would love to see everybody get a pony, don't get me wrong.

The militarization of the police is obviously not a secret. And the militarization of the force is to circumvent Posse Comitatus.

One of the things I like about what it is that I do... is that people can have a little bit of pretend.

Adults don't have the opportunity to pretend anymore.

A country's future depends on its ability to bite back.

I am a pragmatist. We are given what we have here in terms of government, so as an anarchist, okay, I'll lean to the Republican side of getting the government small enough to drown in a bathtub or whatever.

Strong teeth for a strong America.

Yes, I will promise you anything your little elector heart desires... Of course, I have no intention of keeping any promise I make.

Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum.

My wife knows me as Vermin. My mother knows me as Vermin. For all intent and purposes, that's my name.

Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.

Free speech is very important.

I'm a friendly fascist.