Quotes from John Lloyd

I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up. GROUCHO MARX

Any fool can find answers. People who ask new questions, they are the geniuses

Schimpf-los

Where does Chicken Tikka Masala come from? Glasgow.

The time machine in Back to the Future was originally going to be a fridge; it was changed to a car in case it encouraged children to climb into fridges.

Whales' vaginas can be large enough to walk through.

Somewhat ironically, Clarke later committed suicide as a result of a 'violent and hopeless passion for a very beautiful lady of a rank superior to his own'. To decide the method he tossed a coin: heads he would hang himself, tails he would drown. The coin landed on its side in a mud patch, so he shot himself.

The inventor of roller skates first demonstrated them by hurtling into a party while playing the violin and crashing into a huge mirror.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union. SAMUEL GOLDWYN

You are 14% more likely to die on your birthday than any other day. 51