Quotes from Kresley Cole

I'm no expert with females"—the others rolled their eyes at that—"but I believe an attempted decapitation communicates the need for some space.

What's your favorite place to visit?" He absently answered, "Wherever you are." "Bowen, five things about you can't all be about me." But you're the only good thing that I've got.

Matthew, exactly how psychic are you? So psychic that other psychics should be called Mattics.

I'd wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!

I hope they're in town. I want to face them!" Regin stood and brandished one of the two swords that she usually wore in sheaths crisscrossed on her back in addition to the dagger sheath she customarily wore on her forearm. I'll lunch on their balls! That was Regin's new threat: to lunch on enemies' balls. Reege, when you threaten males with that, I don't think it has the result you intend. They think less Lunchables , more tea bag .

We want you gone. Your presence is obviously upsetting for her. Oh, aye, the poor, wee lass -- who tossed me like a skipping stone.

When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she'd answered, I like the sound of Fellatio. When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she'd said, Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, 'I love my Fellatio'? Even gold can't buy moments like that!

And if you don't think I can hold my own against all those eighteenth-century mortals you were out tagging, then you're a fool, Casanova." ... "Oh, yes, I know all about you." He went still. "What are you talking about?" "I was alive back then. And all the Lore heard about the ruthless warlord brothers from Estonia. The general, the scholar, the enigma, and . . . the manwhore.

Inside the half-basement, they found Wroth alongside Garreth, grappling to hold up the ceiling. The vampire's voice was incongruously calm when he asked, What kind of idiot would find this a worthy plan?

I think I just fell into like with him.

You gave her your heart, and she gave you the bird." Nïx sighed. "Songs will be written about this.

Oh my gods, when do you not sport wood? There are bathrooms in the back, so go burp the worm or whatever.--Regin

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies. ~Carrow Graie

Wow, look at this setup. NASA called. They want Houston back.

You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.

Lothaire, I've met dirt younger than we are." -Nix

And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it.

She'd never seen a monster like that before, had never heard of one in all the Lore. When she grappled with the question of what it was, her sharply honed scientifical mind deduced one answer: manbearpig.

You're still... Declan?-- --Voice hoarse, he said, Aye, it's me. I will never be your perfect Viking, Regin! I've made unforgivable mistakes. I've no family or friends, and my men hold no love for me. I'm scarred inside and out. And I'm bloody askin' for you anyway!

Do you know what I love? Life. And romantic love is a distraction that makes staying alive more difficult. [Sabine]

When they passed the centaur king's cell, Volós pointed at Regin and slid his forefinger across his throat. She replied, "Hey, didn't I see you in a donkey show down in Tijuana? No? You've got a twin then—

Why am I letting you comfort me?" He stared over her head. Because I've made sure you have no one else to turn to.

Ach, woman! He raked his fingers through his hair. You want me as much as I want you. Assuming that's true - It's true. - I can't. Not now. It's no' your time of the month. I know that. Ew. Valkyrie didn't have periods. You're the only one here with a monthly cycle, werewolf. - Lucia and Garreth MacRieve

Now, undress for me and let me see what's mine.