Quotes from Kresley Cole

Don't get pissy with me leech. With a glare, Carrow pressed her print to his torque. Even tapped out, I can still do a love spell to make you fall in love--with the sun.

Come touch,...but you'll a price

It felt bizarre to be ignored in general, much less by an embodiment of Aidan--who used to stare at her so hard that he'd run into trees.

Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers.

This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste?

Evangeline, he sighed. It ain't ever goan to be easy with you, is it?

At that, the initial mrowr pfft pfft I'd felt transformed into I will cut a bitch.

He can learn things about me through your blood. Can learn about my sister! She briefly covered her mouth. He can see everything we've done! I don't want that leech to know what we do in private. Lothaire strolled up, making a scoffing sound. As if I don't watch you two live from a distance.

If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.

Nereus to Lothaire: "I really thought you'd demand my firstborn." "As if I'd want your fucking guppy," Lothaire drawled, tracing away before Nereus could strike him down.

She murmured, You're unfinished. Aye, precisely. I need to go. When she moved to get up, he shoved her against his side and slapped her arse to keep her there. You stay with me. She snapped, What do you want from me, Chase? He drew his head back in confusion. I want everything. You're mine , Regin.

Ship, lady. This here's a ship," he said defensively, as if she'd told him, "Your penis: I find it minuscule.

It'd taken her several seconds to react to the sight of them together. She'd been almost hypnotized by the scene as Lothaire drank. Chase's masculine face had been tense, his gray eyes focused on the ground. Lothaire's face had been starkly beautiful, his pale blond hair brushing Chase's shoulder. Light and dark. One terrible, one tragic. And Lothaire had been... hard. Oh, gods! She cried as she ran back along the trail. Hot poker for my eyes! Hot poker!

Lemme guess, Regin said. You had your introductory spiel all planned, but rational thought deserted you when you saw me stroll in braless.

I take no actions that I wouldn't publicly recount. If you can't speak your deeds, then don't do them.

Whenever other Lore creatures like the nymphs and satyrs turned their noses up at the "hex-hacks," Carrow would raise both her hands in the rock-on horns gesture and shout, "Double, double, toil and trouble, muthafuckas! You just got cursed!" Then she actually would curse them.

What's your name?" "What do you want it to be?" "Are you a vampire?" "Not the last time I checked.

Last night, Dixon had suggested combat boots in place of Carrow's own—her two-thousand-dollar, gathered-leather, over-the-knee boots. "Do you want me to go in as an enchantress or a warrior?" Carrow had asked testily. "Pick a caste, any caste, mortal. I myself think I have the best chance as an enchantress. And fuck-me boots are standard-issue.

I can't drive. I'm going to teach you, he'd said confidently. At the end of the lesson, he'd declared her the most aggressive and dangerous driver he'd ever encountered. Which meant.. . number one! (Sabine)

You do not mind my humor?" "Not at all. I've not laughed like this …" His brows drew together. "I think I've never laughed like this." "Usually I exasperate people. And I jest at inappropriate times. Such as during executions. Freya says 'tis my gift and my bane to frustrate others." "I like your manner, Reginleit. Life is long without humor.

Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower?

Emma turned to him, bottom lip trembling. "For me?" "Always for you. All things for you. He coughed into his fist "All your own.

The corners of his lips curled. "You and your secrets. Ah, peekôn , just when I think I've solved one mystery about you, up comes another one. I will figure you out one day. En garde, cher. Consider yourself warned.

My advice." She pressed her fingers to her chest. "But didn't you recently say that I was a 'mad creature' who was 'soft in the head'? Sniff, sniff, Rydstrom. Sniff, sniff. I was so crushed that I ate a gallon of Ben & Jerry's, except I didn't because Valkyrie don't eat.