Quotes from Kresley Cole

Apparently unaffected, she rose. Yeah, you're probably right. I should be going. She feigned a yawn. You've gotta head back to work and I've gotta head to jail. Big night for me. I'm planning to shiv someone for a bar of soap. --

My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.

Are you calling about the ad? Ad? For the gently used Bentley for sale. It has zero miles! Well, that explained the backward driving. Macrieve & Nix

Regin slapped her knees. "Oh, my gods, look at him running like his life depended on catching us." She slid open the door. "Is this straight outta Platoon, or what? Willem!" she cried, holding out one hand. "Run, Willem!" Then she choked on her laughter.

I'll begin with the most basic. What are you?" "Pussy Cat Doll?" she asked, immediately doing a slow headshake at his look. "Judge, jury and executioner." He scowled. Her eyes lit up. "Transient! What? Really. No? Babe in Toyland?

I still don't see why we couldn't sleep in that cave," Mari said as MacRieve led her out into the night. "Because my cave's better than their cave.

Evie, bed down." Scanning the dark, he murmured, "You doan have to be scared. I've got you." You do, don't you? Here we were in the Bagmen's lair, and I wasn't terrified for my life. Jackson would kill any that strayed too close. In fact, they should fear him. I was with the boy that monsters should fear.

The largest one laughed. Until Natalya's glass shard plugged his jugular. Regin aimed and pulled the trigger. The gun kicked as bullets sprayed. It was shredding their torsos like cheese, halving their bodies. Let's do this! Rock out with your cocks out!

Those who betray me only do so once. ~Malkom Slaine (Demon From the Dark)

You forget I'm a goddess," she hissed. "Your goddess." And a bitch as well. But then, weren't all goddesses afflicted with bitchery?

Torture?" she asked with a laugh. "My first piece of information I'll divulge to you? I wouldn't recommend trying to torture me. I dislike it and grow sulky under pincers. It's a fault.

There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.

Five years of hell. You deserve to be fucked till you can't walk.

She took me to a mall yesterday' Lachlain sounded as if he'd just stifled a shudder. And she pointed to a boy and said, 'I think I want one.' So naturally, I start thinking, Where can I get a wee mortal? But she meant a bairn— our bairn.

So what are you going to wear to the apocalypse? I'm thinking something sparkly and transfixing."-Nix

Puck laughed, and it wasn't like that weird high-pitched giggle she'd heard out of children before, the one that begged the question: why would one possibly tickle a child just to elicit that noise?

I'd planned to kill them, too." When Néomi glared up at him, he raised his chained hands. "Past tense. See? Already I'm improving.

Yes, peasants," he repeated slowly. "The lowliest of the low among humans." Then he enunciated, "Exceedingly backward and vulgar hillbillies." "Been called worse, mister." At his raised brows, she exhaled impatiently. "Bootlegger, moonshiner, Elly May Clampett, mountain mama, redneck, backwoods Bessie, hick, trailer trash, yokel, and, more recently, death-row con." "No references to mining? I'm disappointed.

The first priest I find, I'm goan to marry you. I'm all in, peekon.

Nix to Regin: What about that nice leopard-shifter pack that wanted to date you? The benefits of a variety pack of males cannot be overstated.

The hour grows late. Late? So? Do you have to be on Ash Campus early tomorrow? At the University of Nothing Matters?

I lived in the royal library, among all the books. You resided in a... library? There were suites inside and great balconies that overlooked the city, but yes. I was most content among those shelves, so one night, I simply never left.

This mountain of a man was learning that his considerable might- which he'd clearly relied on for everything - was futile with her.

Everything between us is sick... twisted. And it doesn't have to be." "Shh, shh." He rocked her in his arms. Never had he comforted another in such a manner. He was awkward with this as well. "I h-hate you s-so much." She sobbed so hard her body quaked against him, her tears wetting his chest. "I know.