Quotes from Kathy Griffin

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm basically always on tour.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I am in love with Larry David.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!