Quotes from Kathy Griffin

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.