Quotes from Chetan Bhagat

Exactly. There's nothing wrong with him. But he doesn't have like, any wow or thrill factor. You are choosing a husband. Not taking an amusement park ride for thrills.

He came back with an extra-large one-kilo pack of Haldiram's bhujia. How is it legal to sell these unhealthy things? Or why don't they at least come with a warning? Like those cigarette packets have pictures of people with cancer, maybe these can have pictures of super-fat uncles facing cardiac arrest or bedridden

Kids are among the most bored people in temples.

of timing. Also, who on earth says 'good name' these

We must always suggest a way out, however simplistic it may be. It is a more positive attitude towards life.

Lakshmi is wealth accumulated through honest and fair means. Money can be stolen as well, but Lakshmi brings peace and

Why did we grow up? Things were so much simpler earlier. -Aarti

An army of intellectual men cannot solve the riddle created by an indecisive woman.

Americans may have a hundred flaws, but they are extremely protective of their system. Anyone who tries to break it to come up in life using unfair means is punished severely. Schools

It's not them, but we, who have to solve our problems.

Maggi's tagline of 'Taste Bhi, Health Bhi', seems only half correct. Any nutritional expert will tell you that eating instant noodles for health is about as funny and implausible as using a cheap deodorant to attract dozens of women.

big emotions do not come from big words.

Sadly, corruption is so widespread that opposition parties have as many corrupt members as ruling parties. Hence, today, even if we want, we can't vote in an honest government.

The rule of staying peacefully with parents is to keep the sarcasm minimal.

If God hired an architect to design heaven, this was how it would be done.

But I had to work, so I could not go to the wedding. It doesn't matter, all marriages are the same, more or less.

But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will.

We may want political leaders to not abuse power, but do so ourselves.

A healthy society leads to lower healthcare costs, improved productivity at work and a better quality of life for citizens. Food is a big part of public health. About time we knew what we are putting in our mouths.

as with money in your wallet the world gives you some respect and lets you breathe.

Older people think they have a natural right to judge you.

it is a lack of values within us, and not just a few bad guys at the top, that has turned India corrupt.

language, the second hindrance is the attitude. There are two attitudes— first, the

Girls cannot stand being ignored, that too for a textbook.