Quotes from Scott Adams

People vote based on emotion. Period.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.

I have an endless stream of suggestions coming in from readers who are in cubicles. That keeps me going.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

I get mail; therefore I am.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.

Losers have goals. Winners have systems.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.