Quotes from Scott Adams

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only de-motivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles