Quotes from Jonathan Maberry

We've all had our moments of weakness and failure. All of us. We've all suffered through dark nights of the soul.

Yippie ki-yay and all that shit" - Desdemona Fox

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Newton screamed when he felt them begin to crawl over his scrotum and try to wiggle between his buttocks

Zoms never tired.

She said, "Look down at your chest." I held the cell phone to my ear as I bend my head. Two red dots, quivering slightly, danced right over my heart. "You are one second away from death," said the caller.

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. —ERNEST HEMINGWAY "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936

She gathered the cat up in her arms and held it to her chest as if it was the most precious thing in the world.

I did not and do not want my life tied up in cloak-and-dagger bullshit, dead guys, or pissing contests with either the testosterone crowd in there or some prissy-assed Earl Grey-drinking, scone-munching major who isn't even my freaking boss. I don't know you and I don't give a rat's ass if you trust me.

Every single zom, every man, woman and child, no matter how decayed or how frightening they are, no matter how dangerous they are—they were all once real people. They had names, and lives, and personalities, and families. They had dreams and goals. They had pasts and they thought they had futures, but something came and took that away from them.

I got this," said Nix, raising her bokken.

There are also several notes in your file suggesting that you are a world-class smartass." "Really? You mean I made it through the nationals?" "And you apparently think you're hilarious." "You're saying I'm not?

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. –RALPH WALDO EMERSON

She knew a couple of writers. They were always broke.

Life don't never get easy, does it? It just keeps getting harder in stranger ways.

Love was a pathway to cruel pain. It was the arrow that Fate always kept aimed at your back.

STERCUS FIT. Latin for "Shit Happens.

All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure with evil. -SOPHOCLES

It's refreshing to be insane. Just as it's liberating to be aware of it.

She had a pretty name but she knew she wasn't pretty.

Apple of My Eye is a twisted collection of short stories by Amy Grech, including the sexy and deadly title story that makes you want to stay home with the door locked and the lights on. Grech's stories are sinister, sneaky, convoluted and dangerous—and absolutely not to be missed!" — Jonathan Maberry, Bram Stoker Award-Winning Author of Ghost Road Blues and Dead Man's Song

The way Benny saw it, when your first memory was of zombies killing your parents, then you had a license to hate them as much as you wanted.

Do you work for Starbox? If so, I can't say I dig your new marketing strategy.

How the hell are you idiots allowed to run a country? I should have voted for a clown college. They'd at least have a reason for being this stupid.