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Quotes from Jonathan Maberry

Value is relative," said the saint. "A man with his house on fire and a man dying of thirst each place a different value on a glass of water.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Rape is, to me, no different than murder. It kills a part of the victim's soul.
~ Jonathan Maberry
We're on our way to rescue a queen, overthrow an evil wizard, and win back a country. Care to join us? - Wolverine (Doomwar #1)
~ Jonathan Maberry
Then this other guy, the thirteenth guy, comes crashing right into me. Even with all that was going on I thought, Drug addict. He was pale and sweaty, stank like raw sewage, and had a glazed bug-eyed stare. Sick bastard even tried to bite me, but
~ Jonathan Maberry
Suddenly all those careful preparations disintegrated as predators far more dangerous than the walking dead proved what all wise killers already knew: that nothing was more dangerous than living men.
~ Jonathan Maberry
N)othing is always there. Not courage, not joy, not hate or hope or anything else. We find courage, lose it, sometimes misplace it for years, and sometimes live in its grace for a while.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Goat made no move to get out. "Billy...this is nuts." "Yeah, well we left 'sane and normal' behind the first time Volker said 'zombie
~ Jonathan Maberry
I'm not entirely sure who you are. I mean, you're not really a kid anymore and you're not an adult. ... So, you're going through all these changes, and I don't know who you'll be at the end of it.
~ Jonathan Maberry
T)he world is always changing. Always. We can't give the next generation a set of guarantees. Best we can do is help them be smart enough and tough enough to deal with whatever comes. You know as well as I do that we're not going to be there forever for them.
~ Jonathan Maberry
And that made him wonder if a person who is forced into bad situations over and over again when they're too weak or helpless to do anything about it will eventually make bad choices of their own simply because they've become habituated to them.
~ Jonathan Maberry
There was a lot of animosity on the County side, a lot of jealously.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Maybe you should go make that call again. Ask very specifically how much of who's ass needs to be kissed here. I'm pretty sure it's my hairy butt that's gonna be getting all the love.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Benny Imura couldn't hold a job, so he took to killing. It was the family business. He barely liked his family-and by family he meant his older brother, Tom-and he definitely didn't like the idea of "business". Or work. The only part of the deal that sounded like it might be fun was the actual killing.
~ Jonathan Maberry
But, you see, the water-going dinosaur likes to eat people. It's envisioned that it might swim through the newly acquired waterways, due to the ice melting and find its way to warmer waters and make its way to our civilization. Then, much like an old Japanese monster movie, start tearing down cities and eating fleeing citizens, stomping pedestrians, and receiving an air strike.
~ Jonathan Maberry
My Honda revved, shuttered, and broke free of the Chrysler.
~ Jonathan Maberry
It doesn't exactly fill me with pride." "For what, being a white man?" "For being a carbon based life-form.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Tom adjusted his sword and checked his knives and his pistol. If there had been anyone to see his face, they would have seen a man at peace with himself and the world. And if they were wise they would know that such a man was the most dangerous of all opponent - one who fights to preserve love rather than perpetuate hate.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Three things," I told her. "First, there's no such thing as too much coffee. Second, caffeine has nothing to do with my jitters. And third, there's no such thing as too much coffee.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Shooting a pistol while running with any accuracy at all is next to impossible. They train us at the Academy to do it at a walk. Slow yourself down, focus on the target. Be relentless, but be accurate. Nobody ever won a gunfight by missing what they were aiming at.
~ Jonathan Maberry
The high is, according to the junkies, worth the side effect. For the record, this is one of the reasons I hate people.
~ Jonathan Maberry
In short," Dolan said, "if I try to fuck with Limbus, I'll end up on the street corner wearing a tinfoil hat.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Know your enemy. The more you know about them, the less easily they can surprise you. And by studying them you might identify a weakness or vulnerability.
~ Jonathan Maberry
I'd put two .45 slugs in him from fifteen feet. Pretty much does the trick. If it doesn't then your only logical ammunition upgrade is Kryptonite. But
~ Jonathan Maberry
I'm self-aware enough to know that I have a somewhat fractured personality. Not exactly multiple personality disorder, but clearly there were different drivers at the wheel depending on my mood, and depending on my needs. Over
~ Jonathan Maberry