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Quotes from Jonathan Maberry

Yes, I am fully aware that I was acting like a moron. No, like a Trekkie who suddenly found himself in an elevator with Captain Kirk. I don't actually have many heroes, but when I go bromance I go full bromance.
~ Jonathan Maberry
My nerves were telling me this guy was half a keg short of a six-pack.
~ Jonathan Maberry
But most days he was able to tough it out. Yeah, she was a mess, but she was his mess, and he would love her, and he would deal with her shit because he loved her. No matter what, he loved her. Still, loving the girl was hard.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Well, she sure don't hold the deed on grief and loss, son. We all been mussed and mauled by bad times. But that girl's done gone and shut down. I met gray people with more personality." She tapped her temple with a finger. "I'm beginning to suspect there ain't nobody home.
~ Jonathan Maberry
each second that peeled itself off the clock and dropped onto that dirty bathroom floor.
~ Jonathan Maberry
watch Die Hard films until the day started making sense again.
~ Jonathan Maberry
No one is really who people think they are. It's unfair. When they give us nicknames and create a story for us, everyone expects us to be that person and to live up to that legend.
~ Jonathan Maberry
In the car sometimes I'd just start balling my eyes out.
~ Jonathan Maberry
It's horrible, and we humans, just as always, will be the cause. Screw up the water. Fuck up the air. Cut down the trees and shit on the world. We'll call it science. We'll call it sport.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Dez, on the other hand, was pure backcountry Pennsylvania; a blue-eyed blonde who could have been a model for fitness equipment if not for what JT personally viewed as an overactive redneck gene.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Stabbing is for suckers who want to die.
~ Jonathan Maberry
There is no such thing as an alternative fact," said Rudy. "The truth is only ever the truth. What changes is whether we accept it, even if it is inconvenient and contrary to the truth we'd prefer.
~ Jonathan Maberry
He's a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch. ~ FDR
~ Jonathan Maberry
I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds.
~ Jonathan Maberry
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. —Voltaire, The Age of Louis XIV
~ Jonathan Maberry
We - society- inflict all sorts of injuries on people and then blame them for having scars. We sexualize and exploit and condemn them for being the living representations of our own desires. We use them and then blame them for being used
~ Jonathan Maberry
The four of them stared at me. Half an hour ago we were strangers and I was beating the crap out of them; now I was supposed to lead them on an urban infiltration mission against unknown odds and, very likely, plague-carrying walking corpses.
~ Jonathan Maberry
You see the fence as something keeping the zoms out. I don't. I see it as the thing that pens us in. We're trapped here. Trapped isn't 'alive.' Trapped isn't 'safe.' And it isn't 'free.
~ Jonathan Maberry
Distance is a liar. Perspective, on the other hand, is a brutally honest motherfucker. - Joe Ledger, "Hot Time in the Old Town
~ Jonathan Maberry
This wasn't about who liked who; this was a human being who did not deserve what happened to him.
~ Jonathan Maberry
He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster. —FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
~ Jonathan Maberry
I don't do martial arts for trophies or for fun. I'm a fighter, and I train to win any fight I'm in. I don't believe in rules and I don't believe in fair fights. You want a fair fight, join a boxing club. I also don't believe in dying for my country. I have a kind of General Patton take on that: I think the other guy should die for his.
~ Jonathan Maberry
And they don't know what kind of raw, unfiltered hell they'd be stepping into if they try to break in here." Lindsey
~ Jonathan Maberry
I need sonsabitches that can hit hard, hit fast, and hit last .
~ Jonathan Maberry