Quotes from Art Buchwald

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.