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Quotes from Rachel Caine

I have the feeling I've been— unpleasant.
~ Rachel Caine
Fate Eve said with a sigh I'm not sure fate had to burn up your car to get the point across, Shane said, buckling his own seatbelt. No, not that. The hearse. I'm going to name it Fate. Shane stared at Eve for a long, long few seconds, then slowly shook his head. Have you considered medication, or- She flipped him off. Ah. Back to normal. Excellent.
~ Rachel Caine
What about e-mail? It is e-mail, yes? Morley asked, leaning even closer. E-mail is a kind of electronic letter. It travels through the air. He seemed very smug that he knew that. Well, not exactly, and would you please either BACK OFF or go find a shower?
~ Rachel Caine
If you ask me if I'm imagining it again, I'm going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking." Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. "He doesn't sound crazy." "Er," she clarified, "crazier. He sounds like he's back to normal, which is baseline crazy.
~ Rachel Caine
Here. Have a Coke. That's good for a sore throat, right?" "Good for everything," Shane croaked, and took the extended cold can with good grace. "Thanks." "You owe me a dollar," Eve said. "I'll add it to the five thousand you already owe me, though." He blew her a kiss, and she stuck her tongue out at him, and that was the end of the subject, thankfully.
~ Rachel Caine
Michael patted him on the shoulder. "I like this plan," he said. "You and Eve, picking up cake and flowers, and you can't even say a word. Should be tons of fun." Shane almost choked, and gave Michael a sideways glare. Michael sent him a hundred-watt smile in return—no fangs, which was probably for the best.
~ Rachel Caine
What's burning?" "Your brain.
~ Rachel Caine
Shane looked faintly injured. "I make it my business to know everything about silver. And I saw your notes. I study up on everything when it comes to your boss, anyway." There was a flicker of jealousy about that, but she didn't have time, or energy, to consider it very much. Not even whether or not she liked it.
~ Rachel Caine
Shane: Bro, he said, in an injured tone, I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it. Michael: Pics or it didn't happen. Shane: Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.
~ Rachel Caine
He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.
~ Rachel Caine
You sound disappointed." Shane's voice came out faint and thready, and he put his head back against the cushions as he squeezed his eyes shut. "Damn, I hate this. I really do." I know," Oliver said. "Your blood reeks of it.
~ Rachel Caine
Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway." "Stop making up names for him." "What about Count Crackula?" "Just stop.
~ Rachel Caine
Jackass! Eve yelled. You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, Shane said.
~ Rachel Caine
I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin
~ Rachel Caine
claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here
~ Rachel Caine
It's a sad day when Myrnin is the safe choice, she thought. Apparently, he thought so, too, because he gave her a long, troubled look before pressing his thumb to a glass plate inside the room and opening the door.
~ Rachel Caine
Jason talking about Michael - Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass, Jason snapped.
~ Rachel Caine
Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.
~ Rachel Caine
I Promise, Shane said. You'd better, jerkface, Eve said. How's the head? Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school? I love you, Eve said. He closed his moth, fast, because obviously that was not what he'd expected. I, uh, okay, love you too. Can we stop that? It's uncomfortable. Jerkface. Much better.
~ Rachel Caine
Damn, girl. You space so hard, you ought to look into a career at NASA.
~ Rachel Caine
He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. "I really must get a new supplier. This tea is pathetic. America just doesn't understand tea at all.
~ Rachel Caine
Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.
~ Rachel Caine
Trav, if you cross us -- I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.
~ Rachel Caine
The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she got run over by a bus. Very sad.
~ Rachel Caine