Quotes from Rachel Caine

Sam talking to a frat boy - You. O Positive. How many exits? What?....Oh shit, did you just call me by my blood type?

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.

God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.

I never meant it, he was saying. Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?

Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.

I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.

What are you going to do? Are you going to live in the dark, locked in here? Afraid to look out, answer the door, leave? Yes, he's out there, and he's clearly not going to leave you alone until one of three things happens: he hurts you and gets arrested, or he makes a mistake and gets arrested, or you stop him.

Where are you going?" "To get a Coke!" "Would you—" "No!

He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, "I vant to drink your blood" in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen.!

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead, he called. And you said my dispersal system would never work!

Lives are short, but knowledge is eternal.

I'm sorry, Eve. I love you. I'm not letting you do this." She screamed and battered harder. "You love me? You asshole! Let me go!

Who's Myrnin? Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss. You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?

You're not seriously going out again, are you?" "Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name's Laura. If you want more details, you're gonna have to download the video like everybody else.

Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. ' Excuse me?

Eeek," Shane said. Nothing. Right, Amazon princess, I got the point.

What in the hell is going on around here?" she yelled. "Could you guys keep it down to aircraft-carrier noise?

Nothing?Micheal!You're 'playing'!.IN PUBLIC? 'That's new?' Claire whisperd to shhane 'He hasn't played anywhere but our living room since-Teeth-in-neck mime 'You know Oliver' 'Oh.' micheal's face was turning pink.'just put it back,OK?It's no big deal! Eve kissed him.

It is a natural stronghold for them—they can infest this maze of iron and water like a horde of starving cockroaches, and they'll be just as hard to anticipate and to kill in such close quarters." "Wow," Shane said. "You really know how to drum up team spirit. Did you print up Team Total Fail jerseys, too?" Myrnin gave him an entirely crazy smile. "Would you be surprised if I had?

I have permission to live off campus." She didn't say from whom, because it was primarily herself.

Want me to warm up the sauce?" "Do we do that? I mean, it's in a jar, right? Can't you just dump it over the pasta?" "Well, you can, but it tastes better if you warm it up." "Oh." Eve sighed. "This is complicated. No wonder I never cook.

Stop being so... Charming?Attractive?Irresistible? I'm going with arrogant.

Maybe you're not his type. Michael said Oh, now you're just being insulting.