Quotes from Kin Hubbard

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Politics makes strange postmasters.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.

Who recalls when folks used to git along without somethin' if it cost too much?

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.