Quotes from Ilona Andrews

That's the nature of our relationship. A spark lit his eyes. We both do what's necessary, and after it's over, I watch you freak out about it. I don't. Oh, I don't want you to stop. I find it highly amusing

I'm a rat,'' Robert said. ''I'm not going into a reptile's mouth.'' Oh boy. Fine time to develop phobias

He isn't so much flirting," Cerise murmured. "Either he doesn't like me or he doesn't know how." "Of course he likes you. You're lovely. He probably just doesn't get it. Some men have to be hit over the head with it. Her aunt rolled her eyes. "I thought I'd have to draw your uncle Jean a giant sign. That or kidnap him and have my evil way with him, until he got the message.

If it weren't for supplies, I'd never go back down to town. But a man has to do what a man has to do. Hard to live like a king without toilet paper." --Astamur

Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

Technically, the dance worked best when done naked, but I didn't feel like prancing in the nude into Morrigan Hound's arms. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me.

Mahon's wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me what the hell is going on? With great effort I raised my arm and pointed in Mahon's general direction. Him.

Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me like iron shavings to a magnet. They ruined my ferocious badass image, but you'd have to be a complete beast to swat butterflies.

I rode out of the stables on top of an eight-foot-tall donkey that looked like she had robbed a Holstein cow and was now wearing the stolen clothes.

She's your Herald," Derek said. "That's your color. Blue for humanity." My what? He made a big show of moving a few feet to the side. I looked at him. "In case your head explodes," he said helpfully.

He would have sex the way other men made war.

Ask! the cat said. Ask, Kate! Saiman prompted. Ask! one of the volhvs called out. I took a deep breath. The cat leaned forward in anticipation. Would you like some milk?

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

Let's talk." I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

What's with the cute shoelace on your head? What this? He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.

He leaned toward me. Suddenly the space between us shrank. I will do everything in my power to ensure your survival, and should the need arise, I will put myself between danger and you. His voice was quiet and intimate. Do not hesitate to use me as your shield. His voice sent tiny shivers through me. Wow.

For me hotness was a complicated matter involving brains, humor, and some other things, but all that aside, I was willing to admit Sean Evans was nice to look at.

Curran, you can't bite his face off." "Yes, I can," Curran said in a monster voice. "You shouldn't." "He stole George's car. And he shot me." "He missed." "He missed, because I'm fast and I moved out of the way. If I bite his head off, he won't shoot me again.

If he insults you, I'll cut his head off and you can drink his blood.

Yep, Atlanta was burning. Again.

Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.

Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds, but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.

Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears. Saiman

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Provinces in a stolen car. An entire continent away from where the two of them were supposed to be. In the Broken. Where they had beat up some Broken children. Well, if those children weren't broken before, they were surely broken now. Fate, that broody, vicious, fickle bitch.