Quotes from Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

... love is banality to all outsiders.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

It takes two to get one in trouble.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

They say love is blind . . . and marriage is an insritution. Well, I'm nor ready for an instirurion for rhe blind just yet.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.

He who hesitates is last.

Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.