Quotes from Mae West

Sex is emotion in motion.

When you've got the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Between two evils, I always picked the one I never tried before.

Sex is an emotion in motion.

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success, wrong by wrong.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.